Free Ideas!

Please take & run with any that you want, just loop me in.

Barre Mitzvah:
Coming-of-age fitness craze for 13 year old boys only.

Gabaghoul:
A really great halloween costume for anyone who is Italian-American or just a Sopranos fan.

Adderall Spritz:
A drink for when you want to get lit but also organize your desktop. Don’t make this!

Tennis Pardner:
A best friend who will teach you how to quick-draw both on a horse AND on that clay court.

Tread On Me Harder, Daddy:Why fly two flags when one does the trick? I made this to help some confused “patriots” understand what their mixed messages add up to.

Rood, Where’s My Car?
My friend Corey Rood is missing his calling to be the best Auto Theft Investigator Portland has ever seen, so I made this biz card to peer pressure him into pursuing what I think is his destiny.